Och priset för obehagligaste låttext går till...

...Milow för låten You and Me (In my pocket). Grattis, verkligen!

Jag hoppas att det känns bra? Jag undrar om du funderade på låttexten länge? Eller du kanske inte har skrivit den själv, utan bara fått den av någon producent och så reflekterade du aldrig över att texten får dig att framstå som en galen hustrumisshandlare?

"I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd never stray
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly day trips to the bay

Oh you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh you and me
It would be only you and me

I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
I'd sing for you and that would be okay

People say there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby, all I do is wish

I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day"

Jag menar, Per Gessle må har fått slut på nödrim och fyller sina låtar med "la la la di di di", men inte ens han får till så här obehagliga låtar. Så tja, grattis igen Milow. Bra jobbat?